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Sassy, snarky, and occasionally harsh, this oracle deck will tell it like it is.
When you do your one-card draw for the day, looking for a sign from the cards, what happens when you pull Fashion Witch? Bitch? Influencer? Red Flag? This intentionally sassy 30-card deck from well-known witch Marcella Kroll is a great way to get real talk from the Universe. Don’t settle for being coddled by the Rider-Waite-Smith. This deck will not hesitate to throw shade or tell you you’re trying too hard. If you’re tired of the mystic limitations of the Lenormand, get wrecked by Kroll’s hilarious hand-drawn illustrations. Direct, full of salt, and contemporary in its presentation and affect,The Roast Iconicis just what you need for days when you need your intuitive messages to be as direct as possible.
Divination meets Cards Against Humanity in these funny oracle cards. Whether used alone or as a fun party game with friends,The Roast Iconicwill deliver blunt truths that make you laugh just as much as they make you think.
Sassy, snarky, and occasionally harsh, this oracle deck will tell it like it is.
When you do your one-card draw for the day, looking for a sign from the cards, what happens when you pull Fashion Witch? Bitch? Influencer? Red Flag? This intentionally sassy 30-card deck from well-known witch Marcella Kroll is a great way to get real talk from the Universe. Don’t settle for being coddled by the Rider-Waite-Smith. This deck will not hesitate to throw shade or tell you you’re trying too hard. If you’re tired of the mystic limitations of the Lenormand, get wrecked by Kroll’s hilarious hand-drawn illustrations. Direct, full of salt, and contemporary in its presentation and affect,The Roast Iconicis just what you need for days when you need your intuitive messages to be as direct as possible.
Divination meets Cards Against Humanity in these funny oracle cards. Whether used alone or as a fun party game with friends,The Roast Iconicwill deliver blunt truths that make you laugh just as much as they make you think.
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